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PLAYER PROFILES
| Dave
Maudsley - Club Captain |
| Role/Position |
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Centre |
| Profile |
Dave
is the Club Captain and has some interesting hobbies including
pottery and spends his spare time working in an elderly care
home for retired dinner ladies. |
| Alan
Johnson - 1st Vice Captain |
| Role/Position |
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Prop |
| Profile |
Alan, 1st XV vice skipper is also known as BIG AL, he loves
nothing more than honing his skills playing mouse trap and other
board games. A little know fact about Alan is that he's
current Space hopper world champion. Bouncing a record
32234 times in the space of one day!! |
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Garry O'Sullivan - 2nd XV Captain |
| Role/Position |
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Centre/Anywhere
(mostly on sideline injured) |
| Profile |
Garry is our 2nd team Skipper, Hon Sec, and basically anything
else he can get his hands on. He is currently trying to
run for 1st XV skipper, Club Chairman, lines man and ref |
| Andy
Yarrow - 2nd XV Captain |
| Role/Position |
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Back Row |
| Profile |
As
you can tell from the picture Andy is a member of the "Boy band
club" within the club. His charming looks make him a hit
with all the girls!!! Oh and by the way Andy is or 2nd
team vice skipper |
| Bert
Eraki |
| Role/Position |
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Front Row |
| Profile |
Bert
is one of the more attractive players on the books. He
likes nothing more than to settle down in the evening with his
gay Brazilian lover Fernando. |
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Paddy Ryan |
| Role/Position |
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Committee member |
| Profile |
Paddy, known for is imaginative use of the English language.
A fine ambassador who sets a shining example to all Virgin
Tourists. |
| Martin Parker |
| Role/Position |
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Back Row |
| Profile |
Martin is now
nearly 104 yet he still plays with all the enthusiasm of a 80 yr
old. Know to most as Judge a legendary tourist. |
| Dave
Scoffers |
| Role/Position |
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Back
Row |
| Profile |
Dave is well known
around the Dagenham area as a keen train spotter. He is
often seen loitering around the tube and train stations.
(Well I'm not gonna write anything insulting am I??) |
MORE TO FOLLOW...............
   
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